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آقای خونه هستی یا خانم خونه؟

دوشنبه 27 تیر 1390

یه شب خانم خونه به خونه بر نمیگرده و تا صبح پیداش نمیشه! صبح بر میگرده خونه و به شوهرش میگه كه دیشب مجبور شده خونه یكی از دوستهای صمیمیش (مونث) بمونه. شوهر بر میداره به ۲۰ تا از صمیمی ترین دوستهای زنش زنگ میزنه ولی هیچكدومشون حرف خانم خونه رو تایید نمیكنن! یه شب آقای خونه تا صبح برنمیگرده خونه. صبح وقتی میاد به زنش میگه كه دیشب مجبور شده خونه یكی از دوستهای صمیمیش (مذكر) بمونه. خانم خونه بر میداره به ۲۰ تا از صمیمی ترین دوستهای شوهرش زنگ میزنه: ۱۵ تاشون تایید میكنن كه آقا تمام شب رو خونه ی اونا مونده! ۵ تای دیگه حتی میگن كه آقا هنوزم خونه اونا پیش اوناست!

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