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با كدوووووووووم ساز باید رقصید؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

پنجشنبه 19 خرداد 1390

با كدامین ساز باید رقصید؟


اگر سر به زیر باشی میگویند احمق است.
اگر غمگین باشی میگویند عاشق است.
اگر مال خود را با حساب خرج كنی میگویند خسیس است.
اگر دست و دلباز باشی میگویند ولخرج است.
اگر خوش لباس باشی میگویند ژیگولو است.
اگر بد لباس باشی میگویند شلخته است.
اگر دیر زن بگیری میگویند مرد نیست.
اگر زود زن بگیری میگویند آتشش تند است.
اگر فقیر و بی پول باشی میگویند بی عرضه است.
اگر پولدار باشی میگویند اهل زد و بند است.
اگر بی قید باشی میگویند لات آسمان جل است.
اگر بخندی میگویند همیشه نیشش باز است.
اگر اخم كنی میگویند عبوس و بد اخلاق است.
اگر خوش سر و زبان باشی میگویند چاخان است.
شما بگین با كدوم ساز..؟


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